Thursday, April 12, 2007
3:46 PM
just thought that the whole thing was very funny.
went with ian, yuanguang and boxian to see the newsweek vendor during our break today.
two retarded nice-looking fellas were sitting down there.
ian went forward and explained that our class would like to unsubscribe from newsweek. but the vendor just had to guailan us.
"I can easily strike off your whole class from the list, but your school wants you all to read, if you don't have it you may be missing out from your lesson. We got worksheet for you to do, your school wants you to do."
"No we don't use newsweek. Our teachers haven't used newsweek at all."
"You better go check with your teacher. I can easily strike off your class, no problem, but I'm not in charge of this, and I don't know your school, you may need it. Go look for this teacher."
Lol wtf he damn kaobei. So we went to find this teacher he asked us to, and said we'll come back later. On our way there of course kaobei a lot.
End up, that teacher wasn't there. So...
"Just go back and tell him the teacher said can."
"Siao ah cannot la that's faking. Fake we get found out will die."
"Ok just go back tell him teacher not there, see what he can do."
So we went back, told him the teacher wasn't there, and since he had to settle all the orders by 12, and we couldnt come back at another time, he was just about to strike off our class... when that teacher appeared. So zhun.
"Eh eh there is the teacher."
So Ian had to explain to the teacher again. Actually this teacher in charge quite nice.
"Our class doesn't want to subscribe to newsweek because we have a lot of class funds to pay and many of us already has home subscription. So we don't want to order."
"None of you from your class is ordering? How many of you has newsweek?"
And god this is the funniest part. Ian said
"Three quarters of our class."
AND he was grinning when he said that!!!
"Then what about the remaining one quarter? They need to order."
"No actually we don't really need to read our newsweek, our teacher never use."
"Maybe later in Term 3."
"But we can share. Because now we're spending a lot of money and we want to save on newsweek."
Then the teacher went like
"Ok I'm sympathetic to your cause but I cannot allow this just for your class. Maybe you can build a case and present it next year to whoever's in charge. I'm not in charge of this, the school wants you to order newsweek so that you can use it for your reading material."
"So what do we do now?"
"You get all those who have home subscription to show their proof of subscription, and order for the remaining people."
Damn. How do we get 20 people to come up with a proof of subscription.
"What if like my sister has it? Cos she orders from school also. Then there's no proof for that."
"Well... find whatever you can."
Heck. We decided later we need to sacrifice some ppl. Just say that 10 ppl don't have and need to subscribe. Anyway, 10 orders is more cost-saving than 26 right. Haha and later we niao those vendors until damn funny, especially boxian, say what "That *beep* vendor damn kaobei. Look at him and his hair. Young punk ah. I bet he don't even have O level, only PSLE. PSLE can come here and guailan 4 premier JC students, think he very good is it, *beep*"
All those who really have home subscription please bring that sheet of paper that comes with your newsweek to school and give it to Ian.
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